The Cake is Not a Lie. In fact, it's in my Kitchen right now...
I made this for 's Birthday! It was a lot of fun to make and it tasted delicious also!
Recipe: One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. / One can prepared coconut pecan frosting. / Three slash four cup vegetable oil. / Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. / Three slash four cups butter or margarine. / One and two third cups granulated sugar. / Two cups all purpose flower. / Don't forget garnishes such as: / Fish shaped crackers. / Fish shaped candies. / Fish shaped solid waste. / Fish shaped dirt. / Fish shaped ethyl benzene. / Pull and peel licorice. / Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment. / Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish. / One cup lemon juice. / Alpha resins. / Unsaturated polyester resin. / Fiberglass surface resins. / And volatile malted milk impoundments. / Nine large egg yolks. / Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes. / One cup granulated sugar. / An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.' / Two cups rhubarb, sliced. / Two slash three cup granulated rhubarb. / One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb. / One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb. / Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire. / One large rhubarb. / One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb. / Two tablespoons rhubarb juice. / Adjustable aluminum head positioner. / Slaughter electric needle injector. / Cordless electric needle injector. / Injector needle driver. / Injector needle gun. / Cranial caps. / And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. / That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
*somebodies cut the cake!*